A moment on Hanes…

Posted on June 2, 2009


It’s one of those things; you order something then next thing you know you get, like, five catalogs a week.  I’ll tell you what, after you throw away the 4th one, the 5th is like, “oh, hell, let’s see what they got.”  Hanes is always on sale, at least that’s what their catalog says.  But who wants to buy first run Hanes shit?  Not I.  But when they go on sale they go on sale.  This creates a unique opportunity.  The chance to build up your cartoon character wardrobe.  What’s that you ask?  You know, you look in a cartoon character’s closet and you see all the same outfit.  Kind of like that but basically just your solid color stuff that you can wear with anything on a daily basis and not draw (WTF style) attention to yourself.  You use the color to look fly, smooth it out, use subtle style cues.  Make those expensive accesories you wear look even more fly.  Hey, all they’re gonna notice is your Yeezys.

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